06 October 2015

We Need a 500 HP Drawing Board!

"Just think. if the inventor of the drawing board hadn't succeeded at his first try, he would not have had anything to go back to..." -Michael Knox, 2015-10-01 Facebook post/TD>

Narrator:"Today the US Supreme Court ruled in a rare nine to zero vote that there's no law that says you can't go back to a broken, dysfunctional, or even horribly misnamed drawing board."
Voice 1:"That's not a drawring board."
Voice 2:"Of course it is."
Voice 1:"No, it's not!"
Voice 2:"Yes, it is!"
Voice 1:"Tisn't!"
Voice 2:"Tis!"
Voice 1:"Tain't!"
Voice 2:"Then what is it?"
Voice 1:"It's a supercharged 1970 Chrysler 426 hemi engine."
Voice 2:"That's crazy. It's a drawing board."
Voice 1:"Drawring boards don't burn gasoline or need Hooker Headers!"
Voice 2:"Maybe yours don't. Now, back to the drawing board." (Revs motor, shoves critic into supercharger intake.)
Voice 1:"Aiieeee!!!"
Voice 2:(Slaps "I <3 my Hooker" sticker on forehead and resumes work.)
Engine freaks will of course spot the size discrepancy...

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