 | "Just think. if the inventor of the drawing board hadn't succeeded at his first try, he would not have had anything to go back to..." -Michael Knox, 2015-10-01 Facebook post/TD> |
| Narrator: | "Today the US Supreme Court ruled in a rare nine to zero vote that there's no law that says you can't go back to a broken, dysfunctional, or even horribly misnamed drawing board." |
| Voice 1: | "That's not a drawring board." |
| Voice 2: | "Of course it is." |
| Voice 1: | "No, it's not!" |
| Voice 2: | "Yes, it is!" |
| Voice 1: | "Tisn't!" |
| Voice 2: | "Tis!" |
| Voice 1: | "Tain't!" |
| Voice 2: | "Then what is it?" |
| Voice 1: | "It's a supercharged 1970 Chrysler 426 hemi engine." |
| Voice 2: | "That's crazy. It's a drawing board." |
| Voice 1: | "Drawring boards don't burn gasoline or need Hooker Headers!" |
| Voice 2: | "Maybe yours don't. Now, back to the drawing board." (Revs motor, shoves critic into supercharger intake.) |
| Voice 1: | "Aiieeee!!!" |
| Voice 2: | (Slaps "I <3 my Hooker" sticker on forehead and resumes work.) |
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