10) Pyongyang isn't on the list of Chuys openings this year.
9) TXDOT figured a nuclear war was cheaper than building all the roads we need, so they slipped him some money to help out.
8) He's still mad about Dallas going off the air, but forgot the city name.
7) Translation error; they meant to nuke Boston.
6) He's jealous of Rick Perry's hair.
5) We've been in the news a lot lately (SXSW, etc) so he figures we must be important.
4) He's hoping we'll pay him off not to nuke us. Probably with SXSW VIP passes.
3) The whole thing was a joke. I mean, invading with imaginary hovercraft?
2) He likes Austin, and figures with mutations we'll be even weirder.
1) He wants to be the weirdest thing on the planet, which means we gotta go.
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