So I had this vision[1], like Kelley Reilly from the ridiculously awesome heavy band Jerusalem was in _Jerusalem Jones and the Temple of D00M_. And this demon fella reaches into Kelley's chest, and pulls out his beating heart. Kelley just smirks at the ugly freak. Ol demon guy realizes there's a crank on the side. He rotates it, and it plays a song we all know, and POP goes the Jesus! right out of that beating heart into his smelly face.
Hell spawn falls over screaming and vanishes in a puff of nasty smoke. The heart grows legs and scurries back up onto Kelley's belly. Just before leaping inside, this big ol glowy flying sort of thing comes screaming in from another dimension, carrying tongs with a coal so bright it makes white hot look like a black hole. It drops the coal into Kelley's chest and coalesces back whence it came. The hole glows like the coal. The heart leaps in after the coal, Jesus' head on a spring smiling with raucous joy dropping in chasing the heart, and Kelley's chest seals up like nothing ever happened, except now it sports a tattoo of some cat named Joy who seems to be thrilled to be on fire.
Kelley whips out a pair of drum sticks and starts wailing on nearby 55 gallon drums to wake the dead and... wakes the dead.
I'd watch that movie. Oh, wait! I just did!
[1] Not that kind of vision, you know, just seein' stuff inside my head.
(This is partly Kelly Reilly's fault.)
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